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Here's a selection of hand picked books from the staff and management of Macro Polo.

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 How To Make Love
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How To Make Love
Reprint of unintentionally funny booklet from the 1930s filled with misinformation about love and wooing from the days when "making love" meant holding hands on the porch swing. 32 pages with illustrations!
Price: 2.00

 Art of Kissing
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Art of Kissing
Reprint of unintentionally funny booklet from the 1930s filled with misinformation about love and wooing from the days when "making love" meant holding hands on the porch swing. 48 pages with illustrations!
Price: 2.00

 Original Road Kill Cookbook
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Original Road Kill Cookbook
Format: Paperback Size: 5 1/4 x 8 1/4 inches Pages: 53
Price: 6.95

 Bunnie Suicides
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Bunnie Suicides
Rabbits. We'll never quite know why but sometimes they decide they've just had enough of this world- and that's when they start getting inventive. The Book of Bunny Suicides follows over one hundred bunnies as they find ever more outlandish ways to do themselves in. From an encounter with the business end of Darth Vader's lightsaber or supergluing themselves to a diving submarine - to hanging around underneath a loose stalactite - these bunnies are serious about suicide. Illustrated in a stark and simple style. The Book of Bunny Suicides is a collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons that will appeal to anyone in touch with their evil side.
Price: 10.00

 Return of the Bunny suicides
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Return of the Bunny suicides
The bunnies are back and they're as determined as ever in this hilarious follow-up to the bestselling Book of Bunny Suicides Return of the Bunny Suicides follows over one hundred bunnies as they find ever more bizarre ways to end their fuzzy little existences. From swimming with nibbly fishes - to hiding under an elephant’s footstool - to getting on the sharp end of a Venetian gondola—no stone goes unturned (or undropped or uncatapulted) in the twisted little creatures’ next installment. It is illustrated in a spare and simple style. Return of the Bunny Suicides is a collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons that will appeal to anyone in touch with their evil side
Price: 10.00

 Great Lies to Tell Small Kids
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Great Lies to Tell Small Kids
New and wicked humor from the author of the bestselling Bunny Suicides books On the heels of his runaway Bunny Suicides books cartoonist Andy Riley turns his irreverent wit to another group of small creatures that lurk among us seemingly everywhere: children. From the benign (every ant you meet must be named) to the truly cruel (Ronald McDonald is dead!). Each hilarious cartoon has a tall tale to educate children and entertain wicked adults everywhere
Price: 11.00

 Pug Shots
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Pug Shots
From Winston Churchill to American humorist Margo Kaufman who quipped "the pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor" these little dogs with squashed faces and protruding eyes and bulging bellies with corkscrew tails have always had a devoted following. Now they are at a zenith of popularity. Protagonists in movies like Men in Black or Pocahontas or Milo and Otis. . . ABC's Primetime Live featured a story about a California festival called "Puggo de Mayo" and The New York Times' recent piece on the pug phenomenon. . .they conquered the art world when Sotheby's hosted "The Pug Tea" prior to the auction of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor's estate - which included many valuable pieces from their collection of pug paintings and decorative objects. Celebrity pet photographer Jim Dratfield has compiled a witty album of pug shots matched with timeless quotations and witty captions from "Litter Pug" and "Pugnacious" to "Pugs and Kisses" and "Sex Pugs and Rock and Roll." Cute costumes and whimsical props and settings capture the roguish essence of the pug in a wealth of clever settings. Pug Shots is the definitive homage to a dog that almost defies description--and can't be resisted by dog lovers of any age. Book: Hardcover " 9.29 x 7.75in " 96 pages
Price: 19.95

 White Trash Cooking
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White Trash Cooking
Format: Spiral bound Size: 7 3/4 x 9 inches 134 pages. Full color photographs.
Price: 19.95

 How Wal-Mart is Destroying America
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How Wal-Mart is Destroying America
After carving up the once lovingly cared-for downtowns of Small Town Americ Wal-Mart launched a frontal assault on mom-and-pop businesses all over the globe. 1.5 million employees operate more than 3500 stores. Wal-Mart is now the world’s largest private employer. In this third edition of How Wal-Mart Is Destroying America (and the World) intrepid Texas newspaperman Bill Quinn continues the fight. Featuring detailed accounts of Wal-Mart’s questionable business practices and the latest information on Wal-Mart lawsuits and vendor issues and efforts to stop expansion. Quinn shows why Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is arguably the most feared and despised corporation in the world. Whether you’re a customer fed up with Wal-Mart’s false claims or a vendor squeezed by strong-arm tactics or a worker pushed to increase the Waltons’ bottom line or a concerned citizen trying to save your hometown - this book will show you how to get Wal-Mart off your back and out of your backyard. Format: Paperback Size: 5 x 8 inches Pages: 188
Price: 10.95

 Why Paint Cats
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Why Paint Cats
Why did a woman in California pay an artist $5000 to paint her cat to look like a pig? What made a New York stockbroker spend even more than that to have the image of Charlie Chaplin painted on his cat’s posterior? WHY PAINT CATS reveals that far from being an amusement for the idle rich - this seemingly aberrant behavior is part of a new art movement that claims to promote a better understanding of the cats in our lives. Following the international success of their previous collaboration of feline aesthetics - WHY CATS PAINT - Burton Silver and Heather Busch turn their scholarly attention to the cat as canvas. The authors detail all the latest trends in the movement including the highly controversial Retromingent Expressionism drawing conclusions that will provoke and amuse and startle even enlighten. This insighful and engaging book is exhaustively researched and lavishly illustrated. The book raises important ethical questions and explores the rights of pet owners to reinvent their cats in the name of art. Format: Paperback Size: 9 1/2 x 11 inches Pages: 96
Price: 16.95

 Field Guild North American Bird
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Field Guild North American Bird
Let your finger do the talking! There is one gesture that transcends language or race or gender and age: the bird. Throughout time man has brandished his middle finger to express anger or insolence to scorn or to provoke. FIELD GUIDE TO THE NORTH AMERICAN BIRD documents great moments of creativity and ingenuity and utter stupidity in the history of the one-finger salute. With step-by-step illustrations for more than 50 ways to give someone the finger. This handy little guide will have you flipping off with skill and style. Brush up on classic birds like the Peel the Banana and the Volume (“Can you hear this? . . . Or do you want me to turn it up?”) then expand your vocabulary with more sophisticated birds like the Cell Phone or the Pulley and the Helium Balloon. For the globetrotting bird-flipper the FIELD GUIDE also showcases Birds of the World so you can piss off people wherever you go. You’ll find the perfect bird for any job - whether tormenting your little sister or covertly rebelling against your boss or telling that tailgater exactly what you think of him.
Price: 9.95

 Why Cats Paint
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Why Cats Paint
An unprecedented photographic record of cat creativity that will intrigue cat lovers and art lovers alike. The National Examiner featured “Pussycat Picassos” claiming that “feline paintings will make you paws” and calling the book “captivating.” Format: Paperback Size: 9 1/2 x 11 inches Pages: 96
Price: 16.95

 Twinkies Cookbook
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Twinkies Cookbook
In 2005 as part of Twinkies' 75th anniversary celebration Hostess put out a call for recipes asking people to share their ideas for cooking with Twinkies. Hundreds of people from across the country responded with an amazing collection of homegrown and creative and sometimes wacky recipes. Nostalgic and colorful and a delight for the whole family. This is the perfect book for the Twinkie lover in all of us. Format: Hardcover Size: 7 X 7 inches 112 pages. Illustrated with full color photographs.
Price: 12.95

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